The Little Ones Were Crawling Into A Strange Glowing Ooze...

Yup, all from the same cosmic rays!

If you prefer your science fiction hard, look away now!  But I've always thought that the origin stories of comic book superheroes (and supervillains for that matter) are really interesting.  They might not be very scientific—heck, Stan Lee freely admits that he has no idea what a mutant or gamma radiation is but that he recognized that they sounded pretty cool—but I think it's fun to look at all the different ways super powers have been bestowed on characters over the years.  Because the last thing we need is more than one character having the same origin story, right?
Well...  I suppose there's the Fantastic Four, all gaining their powers from the same cosmic rays.

But that's not my favorite shared origin story!

My favorite shared origin story has to do with the Marvel character, Daredevil.  As a young man, Matt Murdock saw that a blind man crossing the street was about to be run down by a speeding truck.  He rushed into traffic and tackled the man as the truck swerved to avoid them both.  In the ensuing traffic accident a container of radioactive material is knocked loose from the truck, striking Murdock in the head, blinding him and heightening his remaining senses to superhuman levels.

Hey!  Where'd that cylinder go?

Ah, but what happened to the canister after it hit Murdock between the eyes?  Well...  it's not official because the heroes I'm about mention originated in an indie comic, not Marvel.  But...  if you look at the origin story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you'll see young man save a blind man from being run down in the street by a truck.  In the ensuing traffic accident a container of glowing green ooze (hey, that has to be radioactive, doesn't it?) strikes the young man in the head before bouncing off the pavement and striking a glass bowl with four turtles inside from the hands of a young boy.

Should someone call HAZMAT?  No?

Turtles, shards of glass—and a canister of glowing green ooze all end up in the sewer together.  The ooze causes the turtles to mutate, becoming humanoid, along with their rat ninjutsu-master.  So that one container of ooze is responsible for the origins of five (six if you include Splinter) heroes who can trace their origins back to that one container.

That's even more insidious than the cosmic rays that brought about the Fantastic Four!

There's something about the origin stories that remind me of the call narratives in the gospels—especially the more insidious origin stories, like the cosmic rays and the green ooze.  I think it has something to do with the way the disciples are suddenly, irrevocably changed.  I mean, think about it, Jesus is strolling along the shoreline and sees a couple of fishermen.  And he just kind of goes, "Hey you, yeah you, follow me!"

And they do.

They walk away from their jobs, their livelihoods, their families and follow Jesus.  And you have to wonder why, don't you?  In fact, many, many words have been written about the disciples and why they answered the call of Jesus and what that all means.  More and more I'm inclined to approach this story the same way that I approach Genesis.  The gospel writers aren't primarily telling a story about the disciples.  They're telling a story about God and God's relationship with humanity.  And so the sudden shift in the disciples shouldn't be any more surprising than Matt Murdock gaining super-senses or four turtles becoming crime-fighting ninja.

Because God's presence in our lives is even more insidious than green ooze!

Use your power for good,
Rev. Josh
012015




The scripture lessons for January 25th—The 3rd Sunday After Epiphany—are:

Jonah 3:1-5, 10

The word of the Lord came to Jonah a second time, saying, "Get up, go to Nineveh, that great city, and proclaim to it the message that I tell you." So Jonah set out and went to Nineveh, according to the word of the Lord. Now Nineveh was an exceedingly large city, a three days' walk across. Jonah began to go into the city, going a day's walk. And he cried out, "Forty days more, and Nineveh shall be overthrown!"

And the people of Nineveh believed God; they proclaimed a fast, and everyone, great and small, put on sackcloth. When God saw what they did, how they turned from their evil ways, God changed his mind about the calamity that he had said he would bring upon them; and he did not do it.

Psalm 62:5-12

For God alone my soul waits in silence,
   for my hope is from God.

God alone is my rock
 and my salvation, my fortress;
I shall not be shaken.

On God rests my deliverance and my honor;
 my mighty rock, my refuge is in God.

Trust in God at all times, O people;
 pour out your heart before God;
 who is a refuge for us.

Those of low estate are but a breath,
 those of high estate are a delusion;
in the balances they go up;
 they are together lighter than a breath.

Put no confidence in extortion,
 and set no vain hopes on robbery;
if riches increase, do not set your heart on them.

Once God has spoken; twice have I heard this:
 that power belongs to God,
and steadfast love belongs to you, O God.

For you repay to all
 according to their work.

1 Corinthians 7:29-31

I mean, brothers and sisters, the appointed time has grown short; from now on, let even those who have wives be as though they had none, and those who mourn as though they were not mourning, and those who rejoice as though they were not rejoicing, and those who buy as though they had no possessions, and those who deal with the world as though they had no dealings with it. For the present form of this world is passing away.

Mark 1:14-20

Now after John was arrested, Jesus came to Galilee, proclaiming the good news of God, and saying, "The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God has come near; repent, and believe in the good news." As Jesus passed along the Sea of Galilee, he saw Simon and his brother Andrew casting a net into the sea — for they were fishermen. And Jesus said to them, "Follow me and I will make you fish for people." And immediately they left their nets and followed him. As he went a little farther, he saw James son of Zebedee and his brother John, who were in their boat mending the nets. Immediately he called them; and they left their father Zebedee in the boat with the hired men, and followed him.